Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
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bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.
how has there never been a million stories about this badass
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why am i crying so hard theyre a boyband a boyband i tell you and the damn music in the background isnt making it much better
I HAVE NEVER SOBBED SO HARD IN MY LIFE, GOSH THE MUSIC IN THE BACK.
nooooo i’m ACTUALLY sobbing help me
oh my god goosebumps and tears
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One Direction - Harlem Shake @ O2 London
Louis: “He’s gone all ghetto on us”
Gosh, I love these idiots
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sorryyyy this is just the most annoying response you can ever give in my opinion
i’m going to bed
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I'm gonna meetcha, meetcha, meetcha, meetcha one way or another
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